Cosmic Loneliness (from Cat’s Cradle)

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“In the beginning, God created the earth, and he looked upon it in his cosmic loneliness.

And God said, “Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what We have done.” And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was man. Mud as man alone could speak. God leaned close to mud as man sat, looked around, and spoke. “What is the purpose of all this?” he asked politely.

“Everything must have a purpose?” asked God.

“Certainly,” said man.

“Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this,” said God.

And He went away.”

Kurt Vonnegut(Cat’s Cradle)

~One of my favorite authors, always thought provoking~

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*More Vonnegut Quotes*

“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” 

“I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.”

“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, you’ve got to be kind God damn it! The purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to Love. Love whoever is around to be loved. Be the eyes and ears of the creator.”


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“And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep.” 


“The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be Bush, Dick and Colon.” 

“Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, “It might have been.” 

“Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.” 

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion.” 

“Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.” 

 “Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.”

“1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America. Actually, people had been living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America for hundreds of years before that. 1492 was simply the year sea pirates began to rob, cheat, and kill them.”

“Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists”

“I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.”

“A sane person, to an insane society, must look completely crazy”

“Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder ‘why, why, why?’
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand.” 
Kurt Vonnegut


“When God Created Mothers”

When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of “overtime” when the angel appeared and said. “You’re doing a lot of fiddling around on this one.”

And God said, “Have you read the specs on this order?” She has to be completely washable, but not plastic. Have 180 moveable parts…all replaceable. Run on black coffee and leftovers. Have a lap that disappears when she stands up. A kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointed love affair. And six pairs of hands.”

The angel shook her head slowly and said. “Six pairs of hands…. no way.”

It’s not the hands that are causing me problems,” God remarked, “it’s the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have.”

That’s on the standard model?” asked the angel. God nodded.

One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks, ‘What are you kids doing in there?’ when she already knows. Another here in the back of her head that sees what she shouldn’t but what she has to know, and of course the ones here in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and say. ‘I understand and I love you’ without so much as uttering a word.”

God,” said the angel touching his sleeve gently, “Get some rest tomorrow….”

I can’t,” said God, “I’m so close to creating something so close to myself. Already I have one who heals herself when she is sick…can feed a family of six on one pound of hamburger…and can get a nine year old to stand under a shower.”

The angel circled the model of a mother very slowly. “It’s too soft,” she sighed.

But tough!” said God excitedly. “You can imagine what this mother can do or endure.”

Can it think?”

Not only can it think, but it can reason and compromise,” said the Creator.

Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek.

There’s a leak,” she pronounced. “I told You that You were trying to put too much into this model.”

It’s not a leak,” said the Lord, “It’s a tear.”

What’s it for?”

It’s for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness, and pride.” 

You are a genius, ” said the angel.

Somberly, God said, “I didn’t put it there.” 
― Erma Bombeck


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